Hey,
I wanted to check in and say… I love you.
And… You’re an asshole.
Unfortunately, it’s still true. I know you’ve probably heard it before. And I know it’s probably hard for you to believe. That’s because your ego is even bigger than your glaring personality issues. Lack of empathy, manipulative and violent tendencies, and the inability to hold a normal conversation are among them. I’m convinced at this point that your unfortunate life experiences have ruined any chance of you developing some key abilities without outside help.
Which brings me to the thing we all talk about behind your back… you need therapy. Yes, actually. Lots of us have gone. It’s how we’re able to hold down jobs and have relationships outside of blood relatives and pets. I know it’s hard, but I promise, it’ll help. I feel like you should know that even those blood relatives have a key word for you these days… toxic… you know, right there with cigarettes, nuclear waste, and old tampons.
All that said… I hope you’re well.
And I’ll talk to you again… eventually.
– Me.
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